If you think about the straightforward human need for decent, basic necessities – housing, education, healthcare and a means to earn your way in the world – then a visit to the Blarney Business Park is the sort of thing that is likely to make you weep.
Somewhere, a while ago now, some bunch of businessmen egged on by other local businessmen and assorted land developers, got the demented idea that the village of Blarney (located a few miles outside of Cork) needed its very own business park. And so it came to pass …
You might imagine then that the construction of Blarney Business Park was part of some grand plan to meet some vital human need – after all isn’t it often said that that is exactly what the ‘free market’ excels at. You know, matching demand to supply and supply to demand and so on and so forth? Oh ha, ha, ha! You’re surely joking.
Not only is Blarney Business Park today just about devoid of life, it is also in competition with a rash of other business park ventures located near its pew on the edge of the Cork-Mallow road. Yes, there’s NorthPoint at Blackpool keenly looking for tenants – only a few kms away. And also close by is Gateway Business Park who are offering loads and loads of ‘office space’, ‘warehouse space’ and other various ‘turnkey solutions’ to anyone who will venture in their gate.
Yes, one has to wonder? What were those fine businessmen that conjured the Blarney Business Park into existence actually thinking? What imaginary hole in the marketplace were they desperate to plug when they turned the sod for this gigantic waste of an effort?
[Of course, the truth is BBP was all about making a fast buck. Let's not doubt that for one moment. The developers wanted to cash in on a perceived ever-enlarging economic expansion. They were motivated only by greed for more profits. But importantly - and this is key - these profit-zombies also had access to the cash, credit and wherewithal to make their plan realizable. Human needs were never a factor in their skewed calculations. ]
It was developed and built by Bowen Construction, as far as I can tell. Bowen was a one time major Irish building company that is now in receivership. A recent Irish Times profile declared that Bowen were “established in 1968 [... and] grew to become one of the largest building and civil engineering contractors in the State with offices in Cork, Dublin, Belfast, Limerick and Waterford”. Now Bowen are under the control of NAMA. Which means what, dear reader?
Well, what NAMA means is that the plain people of Ireland are picking up the tab. And how? Via wage cuts, pension cuts, cuts in resources to education, cuts in hospital services, ward closures. And so on.
Look closely at the above photo and you will see something interesting. Laughable too. The canvas backdrop decorating this empty showroom, depicts what? No doubt it was installed to entice and stimulate those would be entrepreneurs whom it was imagined were out there and ready to flock to Blarney Business Park.
Your eyes are not deceiving you: it’s a vista straight from idyllic rural Ireland. A narrow boreen somewhere out there in west Cork or Kerry, or Clare or somewhere like that. Oh how wonderful it looks. And what a thoughtful, original and appropriate inclusion too. They really did think of everything didn’t they – those business men who conceived of Blarney Business Park. Truly, no stone was left unturned.







